Rajapaksa announces latest sequel – ‘Mahinda 3: Hairier and Scarier’

mahindaBowing to fan pressure, political auteur Percival Rajapaksa announced yet another sequel in his ‘Mahinda’ series; ‘Mahinda 3: Hairier and Scarier”. Speaking at a press conference yesterday, Mr. Rajapaksa said, ‘As you know, the original plan was to do keep doing sequels forever but then my funding was cut. Well now I’m here to tell you that we are back and bigger than ever! This time we are going all out – bigger airports, larger casinos and much less minorities!’

Mr. Rajapaksa also announced the return of much of the original cast, with Namal Rajapaksa returning as Mini-Mahinda, Basil Rajapaksa as Money-Mahinda and Gotabhaya Rajapaksa as Mad Murderous Mahinda. As with previous films in the series, ‘Mahinda 3’ is expected to straddle multiple genres, including horror, comedy and tragedy.

In related news, Mr. Rajapaksa’s compatriot Ranil Wickremasinghe recently announced yet another season of his poorly-rated show, ‘The Biggest Loser’. The long-running show is in it’s 22nd season but is expected to have very much the same storyline as before.


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